Not Hip Enough, I Guess

Wednesday, March 19, 2008:
Today I found out that there is difference between being hip and well-dressed. My friend Chris and I went to a photo show tonight, for the The Sartorialist, and I found myself in the middle of a love fest of actively fashionable people close to my age. I should have had a good time scoping out the scene and all the young women circling each other in attempts to prove their fashion street cred to one another, and don't get me wrong, it was a terrific show, but it was probably 130 degrees in the gallery and the stench of bad merlot evaporating into the air was a little too much for me. So, back to me. Today, to look well-dressed, I chose the remaining knit tie - which is purple - and a light blue oxford with my favorite blazer - this is probably the last time this year I get to wear it this season. The tie is a recent acquisition from Brooks Brothers. Once again, I proved that the good ties at Brooks Brothers are found on the clearance table. It met the threshold of the cost per unit of fun equation so it came home with me. I can't find the words, or an SAT analogy, for the difference between hip and well-dressed, but I know I am happy with the one I am. However, if I wanted to try the hip thing, there are plenty of people in the photos with Wayfarers, and I have Wayfarers. . . I'm just saying. However, I have about 25 more lbs than they do, too. Maybe it's the same as the difference between a job and a career? Feel free to correct me.